Dear Political Commentators: Get Better Analogies

Your uncle has a mustache, but do you know who else had a mustache? That’s right, Adolf Hitler, ergo you’re uncle is just like Hitler. But wait, you’re probably saying to yourself right now, that’s a garbage analogy. Also, how dare you compare my uncle to Hitler! And you would be right, and congratulations, you are now in better position to be a political commentator than many of those who get paid to give their opinions for a living, you should apply for a job at the New York Times or the Washington Post.